Ode to Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Oh Swedish Fish. I love you more than you can imagine. You are so delicious to eat and such a surprise when people send you in the mail that I must gobble you all up right away. (Unless there are others that see the delicious bag, causing me to share.)
My stomach is not used to the deliciousness and the sugar that you are full of. Causing too much in the way of stomachaches.
Swedish Fish, you are not helping me in my quest to be a runner as having a stomachache does not help my ability to wake up to run.
Probably tomorrow my giant bag of Swedish Fish will be gone, and I will have an ache in my stomach from missing eating the delicious fish.